Do not meddle in the affair of DRAGONS, for you are CRUNCHY and taste good with KETCHUP
What's the difference between good friends and best friends? Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be in with you saying "Damn that was fun."
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
All trespassers will be shot on sight, all survivors will be shot again. Have a nice day.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy shit...What a ride!"